A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Nope........just when it's raining."
2006-11-06 03:52:36 · 20 answers · asked by slvrZ28grl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you have this nude runner's picture--especially his nude picture ?
2006-11-06 04:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome
2006-11-06 03:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As I know it - no longer having seen the photos - they're undies photos. a pair are supposedly topless, yet along with her palms hiding her breasts. Such photos might maximum possibly no longer meet the criminal definition of 'pornography', that's step one until now deeming a photo to be 'new child pornography', that's against the regulation. To the poster above.... her consent isn't mandatory. they're commercial modeling photos, and the copyright belongs to the photographer, no longer the form. fashions (Or her be sure if she became a minor) sign a "form launch" form while they're employed, that establishes what they are going to be paid for his or her artwork, and authorizes the photographer to placed up the photos as he chooses. To "Willard"... what's "shady" some expert form having executed undies artwork? I see no longer something inconsistent in that and her opposition to the State formally sanctioning perversion and sodomy. Richard
2016-12-10 03:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just too funny!!The good thing was he was having protective sex with the lady. But the runners must of thought he didn't want his private part to get wet in the rain. Very funny LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
2006-11-06 05:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LoL thats funny
2006-11-06 04:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great
2006-11-06 04:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah grammy goes 2 silvrz28grl that is soo funny if you went to my school id pay to hear your jokes
2006-11-06 04:03:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha - I posted this one a while back - but its still funny
2006-11-06 04:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha!!
Why are they all up in his biz like that? Keep your eyes up! Lol
2006-11-06 04:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
gnyahahahahaa! hilarious!
2006-11-06 03:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋