ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
2006-11-06 03:18:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2006-11-06 03:18:51 · update #1
yo write a book about those things ill buy it that was really good omg :)
2006-11-06 05:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
it could be effective if the Giants might want to win, considering that I hate the Packers (i'm a bears fan). regrettably although, i imagine the Packers will win. i imagine both QB's have good video games, yet Rodgers will be more effective perfect. i do not anticipate a blowout although, only a win by technique of a TD. possibly 34-27 Packers.
2016-11-28 20:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Collection ~ Women will come out on top any way ? ! ?
"Smile" is the first weapon of the women and "Tears" is the last - she is certain to win some where in between or at least with the final one.
2006-11-06 04:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Men usually like the top - don't like to stop and ask for directions!@
2006-11-06 03:25:16 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It doesn't really matter to me if I'm on top or my ladies are on top. I'm just thankful to be somewhere in the pile.
2006-11-06 05:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Think I'll copy and paste this to share w/ my friends TY. :)~
2006-11-06 03:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by tana 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2006-11-06 05:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by yakkydoc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good work
2006-11-06 04:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Licy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sweeet! thank you- i was looking for somthing funny to post at work--this is great :)
2006-11-06 05:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats brillent
2006-11-06 03:28:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋