Now I lay me down to sleep.
Please don't send me no more creeps.
Please just send me one good man.
One without a wedding band.
One good man who's sweet as pie.
Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.
Who dresses neat and doesn't smell.
And is sexy like my man Denzel.
Is super-rich like Michael J.
On second thought, that's okay.
Man, if I should die before I wake,
that would truly take the cake;
No matrimony or honeymoon.
No fancy reception planned for June.
No throwing of the wedding bouquet.
Please, God, don't let me go out that way.
If I die before I meet Mr. Right
I won't go out without a fight.
But then again with my luck,
He'd probably be just some schmuck.
The single life is not that bad
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown.
Besides, I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, won't comb my hair.
So never mind this stupid prayer.
The single life will do just fine.
So what's up, girlfriend?
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
2006-11-06 02:53:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
amen !!!
2006-11-06 02:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by blueyedattitiude 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good Rhyme! exhilaration to envision. regardless of the shown fact that it is the top of self-deception! might 'single's consistent existence-significant other be an inanimate lavatory seat? would not she / he deserve a greater useful deal?
2016-12-28 14:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Single mans prayer:
Gimme a deaf-mute nympho who owns a boat and a Gameworks.
Amen
2006-11-06 03:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sir James the Dark 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-11-06 02:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10 for creativity, if you have composed all this by your self, 10/10 for your Choice, if you have selected this from some where else and 10/10 for sharing this with us !!! Nice One I liked it !!!!
2006-11-06 03:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Men are desert these days - not the entree.
2006-11-06 02:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by Elana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brush up on your jokes girlie..
2006-11-06 08:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So what's up, girlfriend? IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!.......because you have turned to be a poet, of course a good one....
2006-11-06 04:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wow girl, if you wrote this one then*tumbs up*, you have talent... if you just posted it, then thak you for sharing, i added it to my poems collection:))))
2006-11-06 02:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by VeronicaB 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i like it
2006-11-06 05:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by God Is Love 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
GOOD CAKES SOMETIMES FEEL ROTTEN SMELL ALSO.
2006-11-06 03:01:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋