A little boy wanted a new bike for Christmas. His mother told him they did not have any money for a bike. But she told him if he would tell Jesus what a good boy he would be, maybe Jesus would allow him to have one.
The little boy sat down to write Jesus a letter. As he began the letter..."Dear Jesus I will be good for one year..." He scribbled that out and wrote, "Dear Jesus I will be good for one month..." Then he scribbled that out and wrote, "Dear Jesus I will be good for one whole week...." In his disgust he tore up the paper and went for a walk.
As he walked he passed by the local church were there was a Nativity scene. He began to run as fast as he could and, when he past by the figure of Mary, grabbed her up and ran home. He ran in the front door and to his room. There he began a new letter that started..."Dear Jesus if you ever want to see your mother again..."
2006-11-06 02:38:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can't see what I'm writing through the tears!! Will think of that later and still laugh-nice one.
2006-11-06 02:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Somer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-06 02:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This boy sounds bad to the bone.
2006-11-06 06:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny would of been better as a blonde joke
2006-11-06 03:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep em coming!
2006-11-06 09:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! That is actually good. It was a good laugh.
2006-11-06 02:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..nice 1
2006-11-06 13:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew it all along "There's NO Santa
in your joke
2006-11-06 03:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats terrible. I love it.
2006-11-06 02:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - funny
2006-11-06 02:40:51 · answer #10 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋