Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
2006-11-06 02:32:43 · 7 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Interviewer to Millionaire:
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty
face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humor".
2006-11-06 02:35:08 · update #1
i enjoyed them all! well done!
2006-11-06 02:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked the millionaire joke.
2006-11-06 06:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones !
2006-11-06 05:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he- liked the last one the best :)
2006-11-06 07:03:56 · answer #4 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn those were good
2006-11-06 19:01:51 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......all good ones.......laughable and laughable .........LOL
2006-11-06 02:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were all pretty funny. Thanks
2006-11-06 02:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋