A man was lying on a beach,he had no arms or legs.A lady walks by and said 'oh you poor man,have you ever been hugged?'.He replied 'No'.The lady hugged him and went away.Another lady walks by and said 'oh you poor man,have you ever been kissed?'.He replied 'No'.The lady kissed him and went away.A third lady walks by and said 'oh you poor man,have you ever been f.ucked?'He smiled excitedly and said 'No never'.She replied 'You soon will be the tide's coming in'.
2006-11-06 02:10:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that is a good one. do you have anymore like that that you could post, my hubby thinks i made it up and he is dead impressed now.
2006-11-06 02:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by welshwife 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! I don't like sad endings. Couldn't you come up with a happier outcome?
Apart from that - real funny.
2006-11-06 02:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that you Domunique, who was the third woman to ask the man? This is not fair.......you should have followed the other two.......
.hahahaha...very funny.........a thumbs up to you.....LOL
2006-11-06 02:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one 7/10
2006-11-06 02:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol, love your hat by the way
2006-11-06 02:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by sister 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny!!!!! (^_^)
but some people might get offended but ITS ONLY A JOKE!!
2006-11-06 02:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2006-11-06 02:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by SARA H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sad, but best laugh I've had today!
2006-11-06 02:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by Somer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i never expected that ending.. poor man.. lol!
2006-11-06 02:25:40 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but very funny
2006-11-06 03:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋