A burglar breaks into a home and while he is rifling through the owner's possessions with a flashlight, a crackling voice pierces the silence: "Jesus is watching".
The burglar jumps back and shines the light across the room, revealing a parrot in a cage. "What did you say?" he asks.
"Jesus is watching" repeats the parrot.
The burglar laughs and continues searching through drawers and boxes.
"Jesus is watching" chimes the parrot.
The burglar stops what he is doing and walks up to the bird. "You're quite talkative. What's you're name?"
"Hortence," answers the parrot.
"Hortence?" the burgler chortles. "What kind of idiot would name a parrot Hortence?"
"Same guy who named the pit bull Jesus".
2006-11-06 01:45:31 · 17 answers · asked by soren 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OLD ONE BUT A CLASSIC
2006-11-06 01:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10 for that!
2006-11-06 03:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's the best joke I've laughed at in ages. 10 out of 10
2006-11-06 01:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by mother sensible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Name Jesus is all over the New Testament Bible while the name Jehovah does not exist in the NT. Stop looking at your Watchtower magazines and read the REAL Bible, not the false bible with that Jehovah name inserted all over the NT! Jesus is Lord!!!
2016-05-22 03:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 lol
2006-11-06 01:52:55 · answer #5 · answered by kisskiss78098 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh wow i got it that was funny the best joke ive heard all morning that actually made me laugh out loud i was laughing so loud that one of my coworkers came and said quiet down funny
2006-11-06 01:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by nuri b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny,nice twist at the end, boy i didnt see that coming!!!great
2006-11-06 02:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by TheLizardKing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie
2006-11-06 06:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny good job.
2006-11-06 02:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice one!
2006-11-06 02:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋