Can you make me laugh?

Question

uhuh huh jenniphone :-/

tl_rood hah :) not bad

Nothing haa haa haa funny yet just a smirk

Doug_R sorry I hate poetry, how about another - walks in to a bar joke.

Answer 1

So the horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" ()

Answer 2

This string walks into a bar, hops up on the stool and orders a drink. The bartender comes over and says, " Get outta here. We don't serve your kind!" So the string goes out onto the street and throws himself down a couple times, gets all ragged and twisted up, then goes back into the bar. The bartender says, "Aren't you that string I just threw out of here?" The string looks at him and says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

Answer 3

Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a private jet looking down on the world.

Hilary said, "Ya know, I could drop a ten thousand dollar bill and make on person very happy!"

Bill responded, "I could drop ten thousand dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy!"

Then Al pitched in, I could drop one hundred hundred dollar bills out the window and make one hundred people very happy!"

And Tipper said, Oh yeah? Well I could drop all of you out the window and make the whole country happy!"

Answer 4

There are two kids; a 4yr old, and a 5yr old. One morning before breakfast, the 5yr old looks at the 4yr old and says, "You know, I think we're old enough to start swearing... When mom calls us down for breakfast, you say @ss, and I'll say Hell...."

The 4yr old nods his head in agreement.

Sure enough, a few minutes later, "KIDS! COME GET BREAKFAST!!" Their mom calls.

When they get to the table, the mother looks at the 5yr old and says lovingly "Son, what would you like for breakfast?"
The 5yr old says "Aaaww HELL Ma, I think I'll have.... Cheerie-Os!"
Well, the mother spanks the 5yr old, grounds him, and sends him upstairs with no breakfast....

Then the mother turns to the 4yr old, hands on her hips, and sternly says "What would YOU like for breakfast young man!?"

The 4yr old, wide eyed, shakes his head and says "I don't know....... but you can bet your @ss I don't want Cheerie-Os!!!!"

Answer 5

OK, I'll try. I ran upon one of Mason Williams' "Them Poems" the other night - it goes like this:

"Them Toad Suckers"

How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods,
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs.
Suckin' them hop toads, suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them leapy types, suckin' them plunkers.
Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy,
Suckin' them bog frogs sure make 'em happy
Them hugger mugger toad suckers way down south
Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth.
How to be a toad sucker, no way to duck it,
Get ye self a toad, rare back, and suck it.

Now if you are not laughing by now, I don't know what to do.

Answer 6

Sure, but whats the catch?

Answer 7

look at yourself in the mirror

Answer 8

just say wee wee dinker, that oughtta make you laugh. say it out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

yes...................................................


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