Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
2006-11-06 01:27:13 · 13 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-06 01:47:23 · update #1
LMAO - Thanks - I needed that!
2006-11-06 01:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uh-oh...that poor guy thinkin that old lady was into beastiallity! lol its a good thing cigs dont have 2 many animal names like Rhino or Stallion or even Penguins...he he
2006-11-06 09:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha....Excellent One !!!! By the way he got fainted ? Is that because he came to know about his origin, that he was a son of a Camel ?! Ha Ha Ha ........ I liked the joke !!
2006-11-06 09:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a good one. Keep up the good work.
2006-11-06 09:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice very nice joke
2006-11-06 09:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
size does matter
2006-11-06 09:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ugh
2006-11-06 11:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao gosh
2006-11-06 19:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ah...My tummy hurts....
you are 2 much....
2006-11-06 09:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol......i can just picture the man's face when she said "camel"
2006-11-06 09:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by baby carol 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one!!
2006-11-06 09:30:58 · answer #11 · answered by Larissa D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋