One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When he was done dumping his captains log, he looked around and noticed to his shock there was no toilet paper and a sign on the wall - "Sorry, there is no toilet paper, but if you wipe your **** with your index and middle fingers and stick them in this hole they will be licked clean." The man thought to himself that that was nasty and that he was not going to do that. So he sits for a further hour trying to figure out what to do, and eventually realizes that although its nasty, that he would do it. So he wipes his **** with his fingers and sticks them in the hole. Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth.
2006-11-06 01:09:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! thats disgusting..good one though
2006-11-06 01:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaa! logician, ninety 9% of the time. yet whilst i became analyzing a e book earlier needing to bypass...i'd lavatory examine. Suspense kills x.x.. I dont wanna wait like 20 minutes to get lower back to no remember if or no longer ___ popular ____'s candy & ROMANTIC suggestion 8) .
2016-10-03 08:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when ever you go out it's best to have your own, I use wet one I like the wet one they r the best I use the same type of toilet paper you would use on a baby It make you feel more cleaner .
2006-11-06 01:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Miranda, LOL,
you are getting to be a parttime sadist, Hell I am laughing me asian guts out,
2006-11-06 01:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you got the reaction you were looking for!!!
EEEeeeewwwwww!!!!
Gross but good! ;)
2006-11-06 01:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh Yuck! But it's pretty good.
2006-11-06 01:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by Brina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omfg! ewwww but freaking hilarious!
2006-11-06 01:12:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a SH.T joke get some better ones..
2006-11-06 09:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww, but oh so funny.
2006-11-06 01:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
but funny
2006-11-06 01:13:12 · answer #10 · answered by latrece81 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋