The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can
Be the Man of Your House". He stormed into the kitchen and walked
directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said
sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
scrumptious dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with
me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you
are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back
and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet
and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director would be my guess."
2006-11-06 01:08:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao that one is great!!!! gotta bring this one to work with me!
2006-11-06 01:26:18 · answer #1 · answered by Larissa D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! Funny.
2006-11-06 09:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Brina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That's good. Love your picture too! Funny!
2006-11-06 09:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by Beck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish people wouldn't keep putting my private life on here HaHa haaa!!
2006-11-06 09:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmsmao,
I knew a man who tried that once. Poor sod didn't make it to breakfast.
2006-11-06 09:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds just like home!
2006-11-06 09:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the kind of thing you would expect from a woman. no respect.
hahahahahahahaahahha
2006-11-06 09:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a question or a joke
2006-11-06 09:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!! Keep them coming!
2006-11-06 09:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is nae a question its a joke. muppet
2006-11-06 09:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by profanitypeaches 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋