A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.' " She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, and in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby
dooby, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why yes, I do. How did you know?" The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory dickory dock..."
2006-11-06 00:53:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO!!
2006-11-06 01:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
unh huh
2006-11-06 08:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-06 08:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-11-06 08:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by parrothead2371 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol.. omg. thats great!
2006-11-06 08:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny....maybe i should try that :P
2006-11-06 08:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by latrece81 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
eh, that was OK.
2006-11-06 08:56:11 · answer #7 · answered by slvrZ28grl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋