for that kinda money?

Question

A trucker goes into a wh***house and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I ain't ho***, I'm homesick."

Answer 1

the Last part ho*** is H o r n e y ..

Three women were all pregnant at the same time so they all carpooled to their first doctor’s appointment. On the way there one woman said, " I was on bottom during sex so I will have a boy". The second one said, "Well, I was on top during sex so I will have a girl". The third girl started to cry and said, " Oh my goodness, I’m having Puppies".

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other.

Paddy was walking to the pub when he saw a woman lying unconscious in the road so
he called for an ambulance.
The Operator asked for his location and Paddy told her it was Eucalyptus Boulevard.
The Operator said, ’ Can you spell that please.’
Paddy replied, ’ Hang on I’ll drag her round to Oak Street.’

Answer 2

Very funny It is nice to read jokes that you do not see the punchline coming.

Answer 3

shame on whoever gave JohnRingo a thums down...funny stuff.

Answer 4

lol.. but whats the last part? HO***

Answer 5

HAHA! That was a good one.

Answer 6

LOL!!! TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

Answer 7

LOL!