A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think.I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ****?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
2006-11-06 00:05:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OOOOOHHHH that was good rofl. Sorta like when I had surgery in a very delicate area when I was 28. The doctor told me that I had to come back in three days to check the surgery place. I looked at my husband and told him he had to come with me, and he said why, I said for him to check the surgery incision, I needed to bring my a## with me rofl. true story.
2006-11-06 00:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heehee
2006-11-06 00:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by stevethekangaroo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"
The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."
2006-11-06 00:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Another 2 pts.
2006-11-06 00:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by martin_s_buckley 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Same joke was posted yesterday x
2006-11-06 00:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, heard similar before
2006-11-06 00:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by mannit m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...cute!
2006-11-06 00:07:35 · answer #7 · answered by BiancaVee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
old
2006-11-06 02:17:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-06 00:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol cute
2006-11-06 00:50:48 · answer #10 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋