A man went to the doctor and said - "Doctor, whenever I fart there's no smell". The doctor asked he man if he could do one there and then, which the man did, very loudly. The doctor sniffed a few times, said - "Yes, I think I know what the problem is", went out of the surgery for a moment and came back with a very long stick with a hook on the end. The man became very frightened and asked - "Doctor, what are you going to do with that thing?", to which the doctor replied - "I'm going to open the window - you've got something wrong with your nose!".
2006-11-06 00:01:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!!
I guess that men have a running nose.
(^^o)
It's Farting time!
LOL
2006-11-06 00:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-28 20:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the doctor should use the stick to open his nose.
2006-11-06 00:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did he need a long stick witha hook to open the window ?
2006-11-06 00:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by Arun K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok that is halarious and i would of left out of there that is the most stupid thing to go to the doctors for
2006-11-06 00:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl that was great. Sorta like the woman that yelled, opps hun I just let out a silent but deadly, he said "woman clean out your ears!!!!!"
2006-11-06 00:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy! poor guy he he
2006-11-06 00:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaahha....good one!
2006-11-06 00:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by Katie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah..good one..:)
2006-11-06 00:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by adi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to the point ..............
2006-11-06 00:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋