are walking through a desert the brunette has a flask. the blonde asks why did u bring that the brunette replies so if i get thirsty i can have a drink. the red head has a packed lunch. the blonde asks why have u got that and the red head replies so if i get hungry i can have something to eat. the red head and the brunette look at the blonde carrying a car door and ask why have you got that and the blonde replies so if i get hot i can open the window!
2006-11-05 23:09:05 · 9 answers · asked by jaqueline 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"
The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."
2006-11-06 01:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blind guy walks into a bar, sits at the bar and orders a beer. He then asks if it is ok to tell a blond joke. The bar tender says "Hey buddy I can tell you are blind but just so you know, I am a professional weight lifter and I am blonde, the girl sitting next to your right is a black belt in karate and she is blonde. The guy to your left is an ex professional hockey player and he is blonde. You still want to try that joke?" The blind guy says "Not if I am going have to explain it three times."
2006-11-05 23:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by orion_1812@yahoo.com 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2006-11-05 23:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of an old one, but still funny!
2006-11-05 23:13:38 · answer #4 · answered by Serving Jesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
again i will say blonde are blonde may that be any one
2006-11-06 00:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice
2006-11-05 23:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by a2dhez 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one! lol
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2006-11-05 23:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-11-05 23:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by String of pearls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......a blonde is a blonde is a blonde ..........LOL
2006-11-05 23:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋