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cause it was dead. (also told to me by my 4 year old) aparently heard it from a cousin.

2006-11-05 22:59:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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This is serious.
Was it a violent death, or did the monkey climb the tree to commit monkeycide?
We need to know these things.
To investigate this monkey business and ascertain why there are now members of the ape family (Probably related to Camilla) hurling themselves into oblivion, we should know some facts.

Could you interrogate your 4 year old for us and find out? Humanely, of course.

Thanks :-)

2006-11-05 23:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by superman in disguise 4 · 1 0

Why did the Chicken fall out the tree?

Because it was stapled to the Monkey!

2006-11-05 23:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why did it's friend fall out of the tree?

It thought it was a game.

2006-11-05 23:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 2 0

I thought is was because he was dancing to music from the BEE GEES coming from another part of the jungle and mistook it for a GIBBON another tree

2006-11-05 23:04:26 · answer #4 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0 0

its an explanation. I think it fell out the tree cause it was drunk.

2006-11-05 23:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by andre benoit 2 · 0 0

Because, it was bitten by a bee, began to dance and fell down...haha

2006-11-05 23:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

it ws raining hard so the tree felt down n so the money.

2006-11-05 23:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by virendra s 2 · 0 0

Due to Gravity

2006-11-05 23:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by glover 2 · 0 1

He couldn't do the puzzle.

2006-11-05 23:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

it went nuts

2006-11-05 23:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by String of pearls 4 · 0 0

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