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2006-11-05 22:50:22 · 21 answers · asked by neeti 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

He forgot he was a sardar.....and did so for an advertisement.

2006-11-05 22:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 1

Because of any of the following: -

He wanted to demonstrate the meaning of “Hair today, gone tomorrow.”

Someone told him to use hair oil, so he cut his hair to extract the oil.

He was to take part in a race and someone told him how the stupid hare lost to the tortoise. He thought without his hair he would definitely win.

Kingofuni told him a joke.

ACTUALLY IT IS A TYPO AND SHOULD READ, “WHY DID THE SARDAR CUT HIS CHAIR???

ANS: BECAUSE HIS WIFE TOLD HIM NOT TO SIT UP TOO LONG.

2006-11-06 14:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0 0

which sardar r you talking about . rama , krishna, buddha, valmiki, ved vyasa, shiva and all those saints and sadhus who wrote the vedas, puranas etc all had zoora(hair bun) on their head and kept beard. when the hindus make fun of sardars for keeping their hair uncut then they fail to realise that they are make fun of their gods and ancestors

2006-11-10 00:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by curious2 2 · 0 0

to act in a movie called sardar khush hua

2006-11-08 04:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by bestof me 3 · 0 1

To understand, read the following joke.
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Once the officer in charge of heaven (GOD), gone on short leave.
So while handing over charge to his next subordinate, he specially instructed,"You can do any thing, you like. But Please, don't open this room under any circumstances."

One day, the i/c God thought that being the incharge he don't know about what the room contained.

Due to his anxiousness, he got the room opened. To his surprise many human bodies rushed out of room and jumped over the earth. So he immediately closed the room.

When the GOD returned back, he was fed back of the incident occured. The GOD got angry to know about the human bodies jumped over the earth.

GOD - Why did you open the room. These human bodies were
not installed of BRAIN. Now they will create humbug on
the earth.
J. god - Sir, we can order these human bodies to keep beard &
tie turban on head, So the other people will recognise
them and act accordingly, to avoid humbug.
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2006-11-06 09:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 1 1

cuz
he didn't like the turban on his head and or maybe he forgot he was a sardar.

2006-11-06 21:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by coolgirls 2 · 0 0

because he was an idiot and did not respect the entity of that blood just flowed off by his gurus. he neither was a sikh person nro he left with any sikh entity now.
i myself am a sikh and my whole family is damn against it.

2006-11-06 08:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by tarana_savi 3 · 0 0

Kaat liya ya kaat diya ............. !!!
Let it be. He want's to be free like others.
OR
Uske seer mein joo pad gayi ho.
If not the above reasons then go & ask him.

2006-11-07 12:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by Sonam Singh 2 · 0 0

coz he wanted 2 sport a new hairstyle

2006-11-06 08:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by Seeker 4 · 0 0

because he is no more a sardar...

2006-11-06 06:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by Ur Master Captain 1 · 0 1

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