man wakes up one morning,looks out the window and sees a gorilla in his tree. startled he gets the yellow pages and finds gorilla removal service, explains his predicament and is asked if it is a male or female"male i think"says the man. half hour later there is a knock at the door and a man is standing there with a pair of handcuffs,a shotgun,a BIG wooden stick and a highly trained chuwawa dog.he asks to see the gorrilla so the man takes him outside and he then gives the homeowner some instructions.."i will climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick,he will fall out and the highly trained chuwawa will bite him in the nuts, he will then go to protect himself so you then slap on the handcuffs" "ok"said the man "but what's the shotgun for?" well he said "if i fall out the tree before the gorilla.... SHOOT THE BLOODY CHUWAWA
2006-11-05 22:08:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow simply superb and awesome. i loved it. its really a good one and very interesting. it sounded to me like a short and a sweet story about a man and the gorilla. that was really a unique one never heard it before. i would like to hear more of these kind of jokes. do post more pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
2006-11-05 22:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Chuwawa!!!!
2006-11-06 06:13:49 · answer #2 · answered by Hotrod Hoender 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great story man. It was a bit funny too. brilliant &I like it.
2006-11-06 06:15:07 · answer #3 · answered by Koushik C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn good joke.
2006-11-06 06:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was nice
2006-11-06 06:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by bachleosa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (^_^) **chihuahua**
2006-11-06 06:49:15 · answer #6 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-11-06 06:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-06 06:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ted T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋