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My vibro, which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
Til kingdom come
thy makest me c u m,
on earth but sent from heaven.
Give me this day my dailly thrill,
and forgive me my screams,
as i forgive flat batteries.
Lead me not into temptation,
but deliver me from frustration.
for thine is the rotation,
the power and the buzzing,
for ever and ever,
no men!

2006-11-05 21:20:27 · 20 answers · asked by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

LOL LOVE IT!! IT WORKS FOR US GAYS TOO HAHA

2006-11-05 21:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager
Barmen

2006-11-06 05:22:59 · answer #2 · answered by carlaroberts18 3 · 3 3

i love my rabbit too, and the barmen one lol

2006-11-06 20:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by what? 4 · 0 0

xD Omg...I don't usually approve of messing with things from the Bible, but that was hilarious! Where did you get that? Did you make it up? I've never heard it.

2006-11-06 05:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

lol. It's just as funny as the reactions from the gullable lot who believe in 'god'.

2006-11-06 06:49:41 · answer #5 · answered by fubar18ad 5 · 1 2

So what is so funny about that?

Grow up you retard

You really don't know what you are doing you have the mind of a child.

Reported

2006-11-06 05:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by Spadesboffin 3 · 2 4

Nema!

2006-11-06 05:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by dodadz 4 · 0 2

Very good, LMAO
=kizzy=

2006-11-06 05:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1 3

Very good. (and thats cumming from a man)

2006-11-06 05:21:59 · answer #9 · answered by Rich T 6 · 2 2

"NO MEN" to that sister!!
glory hallelujah,
virgin mary couldnt make a better prayer than that
lol

2006-11-06 05:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 1 5

lol pmsl that is soooo true

2006-11-06 05:22:49 · answer #11 · answered by Zoe B 1 · 2 2

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