A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Finally a "Smart Blonde" joke. :-)
2006-11-05 21:16:35 · 5 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Daniel H... that's true! didn't think about it...must be turning blonde!!!!
2006-11-05 21:25:41 · update #1
haha bravo! bravo!!
im not blonde,
but i still think those dumb blonde jokes are mean.
i applaud you *clap clap*
good job!! lol
2006-11-05 21:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually its pretty stupid if you think about it. If the blond walked into the office at NY and asked for the loan then more than likely she lived in NY so why not leave it at home and take a cab or the subway. And also if she is a multi-millionaire, she should own her own private jet, which means she could of parked her car where-ever she usually stores the jet.
Still another stupid blond.
2006-11-05 21:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! But try this one on for size -
A security guard in a Las Vegas casino is watching a blond woman at one of the change machines. She puts in a dollar, and out comes her change. She gets very excited when she sees her change. After a few minutes of this, the security guard approaches the blonde.
"Excuse me ma'am. Just what are you doing over here?"
The blonde turns and faces the security officer, giving him a dumb look. "What do you think I'm doing?", she replies. "I'm winning!"
2006-11-05 21:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by biglouduglyguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... thats cool... thats a very smart blonde...
2006-11-05 21:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by faz_94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed that one. Thanks
2006-11-05 23:08:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋