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they run off with the cops chasing after them. they come to an old barn and decide to go hide in there. they come across some old heshin sacks and decide thats where they will hide. the cops finally bust into the barn, start kicking at the sacks, they came to the one with the brunette and gave it a kick so she goes "MEOW" they go to the next with the red head in it and kick that too and they hear "WOOF" finally come to the bag with the blonde hiding they kick the bag and she yells out "POTATOES"

2006-11-05 21:14:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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ha thats good never heard it before just told it to some work mates and it made them giggle so cant complain! makes a change us all smiling on a monday morning!

2006-11-05 21:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by princesssp8 4 · 1 0

A blonde went to a curtain shop and told the salesgirl that she wanted some curtains made up. After choosing the pattern the salesgirl asked her what size she wanted them made. The blonde said about forty centimeters wide. The salesgirl said that was very small, what did she want them for. The blonde said "for my pc screen" The salesgirl said "people don't put curtains on moniters, why would you want to. The blonde said, :Hallo, Iv'e got WINDOWS"

2006-11-05 23:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heard this one b4, but it was a Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman! Guess who shouted Potatoes!
LOL...still got a smile out of though:)

2006-11-05 21:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0 1

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2016-10-15 10:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Heard that one before, but in good old fashioned Englishman, Scottishmand and Irishman format.

2006-11-05 21:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i just heard this the other day.. but instead of hiding in a sacks.. they were hiding in a bin

2006-11-05 22:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0 0

mmmm not bad for a monday morning i suppose.

2006-11-05 21:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by M1 5 · 1 0

tee hee

2006-11-05 21:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0 0

this joke is so worn out these women are now bald..... ♠

2006-11-05 21:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0 1

Well, what can i say?
=kizzy=

2006-11-05 21:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

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