A little boy got the tricycle he wanted for Christmas. He was so excited that he went outside and began breaking it in.
All the sudden, a cop on a horse came to the young man and asked, "Son, did Santa give you that bike for Christmas?"
The little boy, knowing there was no Santa, looked at the officer and replied, "Uh, I guess you could say that."
The officer looked at the boy and said, "Next time tell Santa to put some reflectors, a light, and a horn on it. Now, stay off that tricycle until you get those things fixed.!"
The little boy, crushed, got off his bike. But as the officer began to leave, the boy hollared, "Hey Officer, did Santa give you that horse for Christmas?"
The cop looked down at the boy and said, "Yeah, I guess you can say that."
The boy said, "Well, next time you ought to tell him to put the dick on the bottom and not the top."
2006-11-05 20:10:44 · 6 answers · asked by Sera B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it... thnx for the laugh :D
2006-11-05 20:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. i luv that one. reminds me of my son, he's 7 but i know someday he's gonna be a comedian like adam sandler or the wayans bro's. he's funny. hahaha. good one. thanx. xoxo
2006-11-06 04:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by StonerChick421 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww that was a good one
2006-11-06 04:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by Oops! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT ! need to share with an official or two ...lol
2006-11-06 04:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by reseda1420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha good for a laugh thanks
2006-11-06 04:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the chuckle!
2006-11-06 04:30:59 · answer #6 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋