I'm going into hospital with food poisoning , i ate a daffodill bulb instead of an onion , the doc says i'l be out in the spring !
2006-11-05 18:00:41 · 23 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats the narcissusist (nicest) joke I've heard in ages.
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2006-11-05 21:15:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just had the ol jehovas witness knock on the door , he said would you have a few moments to spare to talk about god an all that stuff , i said yes mate come in , let me take your coat , sit down , would you like a cuppa tea and an onion?
Kill the Bastards
2006-11-05 18:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, that is so funny. did a 4 year old child tell you that one??? pretty lame dude. but would be cute from a 4 year old
2006-11-05 18:04:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it. L O L
2006-11-05 19:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey it is the jokes and riddles section if you dont like it go somewhere else or dont answer.
what did it taste like?
2006-11-05 18:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dip me in oil and call me an onion ring
2006-11-05 18:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by lost_soul 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-11-05 21:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These jokes are getting worst and worst.
2006-11-05 19:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
can't wait to c ya feeling better and in full bloom.... my bud, take care.....
2006-11-05 20:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by thenickistar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor you. never mind we won't have to hear these jokes
2006-11-05 23:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by tanj_maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋