Do you know any appropriate spanish jokes???

Question

I need to find an appropriate spanish joke for my class and i can't find one, it can be a few sentences long but not too long!! please help

I need to find appropriate spanish jokes for my class, and they need to be in spanish, please help!!!!

Answer 1

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Porque tiene muchos problemas.

Answer 2

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Do you know any appropriate spanish jokes???
I need to find an appropriate spanish joke for my class and i can't find one, it can be a few sentences long but not too long!! please help

Answer 3

Boy that's tough. is it for a Spanish class, if so this one will be great.... A Mexican goes into a store to buy socks, but he does not speak English, so he tries and tries to get the man at the counter to know what he wants. The clerk brings out some shoes, the Mexican says, "no". then pants... and so on. finally the clerk brings out the socks... and the Mexican says...Eso Si que es ! ..... the clerks says why didn't you tell me you could spell, moron.... I hope that went over well it's better heard... Good luck... let me know how it goes. i need the points....
Adios

Answer 4

Dos turistas en un coche van por Andalucía. Se paran en un pueblo a pedir direcciones de un viejo.
"Antequera?"
"Yo, panadero."

Un tío empieza a dar clase de inglés y su amigo le pregunta
"Cómo se dice 'ven aquí' en inglés?"
"Come here"
"Y cómo se dice 've allí' en inglés?"
El tío se lo piensa un ratito, va un poco más adelante, y dice:
"Come here".

Or a really lame one: 'Van dos y se cae el de enmedio'.

Answer 5

might not be appropriate for class, but it was the first one that came to mind ......

A Texan runs over a Mexican hitch-hiker along side of the road .......
his passenger asks "Where do you think that guy was from" ?

Driver replied "He must be from Florida, ......
cuz I heard him yelling "sunny beaches" ! ! !


LOL