2006-11-05 17:39:30 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Zero. Blondes are too smart to think you can
combine a hardwood tree (pine) with a fruit tree (apple)!
Duh!
What's the can got to do with it?
2006-11-05 17:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pineapple comes in cans?
A) four. one to hold the can opener still, one to turn the can, one to read in the dictionary what "counterclockwise" means, and one to call the 1-800 number on the can and ask how to open.
B) two. one to dye the other's hair brown, and then the one who's hair was dyed brown to open the can.
2006-11-06 01:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by SmartoGuy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would take 13 blondes,
First 3 to figure out if they can
Then another four to figure out how apples became pine apples.
another 3 to find out how they were canned
finally all of them together to walk down to the grocerer and bribe him to open it.
2006-11-06 03:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Gotorbaits answer ive heard this one before lol
nice joke though
2006-11-06 01:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by amberslilsis06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0 the supermarket is closed
2006-11-06 01:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by Spadesboffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0, They can't find a place to hook the can opener on it.
2006-11-06 03:13:21 · answer #6 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it doesnt matter, there is no way any of them can open it with their nail file!
2006-11-06 07:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....I appreciate GatorBait's answer..........
2006-11-06 01:47:17 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋