Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger.""OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."The next nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged on a bit.""OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass into heaven."Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front."Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter."Well your excellancy," says the Nun who is trying to improve her position in line,"If I'm going to have to gargle the stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her a$$ in it
2006-11-05 16:37:13 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aha, This ones good,
its an inspiration to nuns.
2006-11-05 16:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! It's ok to have sex with a nun, as long as you don't get into the habit. :0
2006-11-06 00:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by Fat Bastard 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahaha eeeewwww
2006-11-06 01:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2006-11-06 04:03:04 · answer #4 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fuuunnnnyyy
2006-11-06 00:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO... Damn That was funny,
2006-11-06 18:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
really nice
2006-11-06 01:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by logu - 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is a very good one. Thanks
2006-11-06 01:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋