ford vs adam?

Question

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, 'Well, you've been such a good gut and your invention the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.' So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: 'I want to hang out with Adam, the first man.' -- So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks 'Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?' Adam says: 'Yes.'
'Well,' says Ford, 'You have some major design flaws in your invention :
There is too much front end protrusion
It chatters at high speeds
The rear end wobbles too much
and the intake is too close to the exhaust.' 'Hmmmmm..' says Adam, 'hold on'. So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford, 'It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours!!

Answer 1

great one........never heard it before.......I could not stop laughing.
........waiting for such good jokes.......keep posting........hahahahaha.

thanks for the days best laugh.......

Answer 2

Jimi Hendrix Jimmy Page Ritchie Blackmore John Petrucci Yngwie Malmsteen Eric Johnson Brian May Buckethead Kirk Hammett Alex Lifeson Dimebag Darell Slash Angus Young Zakk Wylde George Harrison Billy Gibsons Adam Jones K.K. Downing Ted Nugent Kerry King Phil Collen Dave Mustaine Lita Ford James Hetfield

Answer 3

LoL,
how philosphical and true at the same time,
Love you Babe,
Keep them cumming, lol

Answer 4

haha cute

Answer 5

its ok