An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?"
"Yesss, sssshombody stole me car!" the Irishman replies.
The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of this key."
About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOOH GOD...they got me girlfriend too!!"
2006-11-05 16:19:08 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm irish and i love it!! haha
2006-11-05 16:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.I had to read it twice to get it.
2006-11-06 00:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao-------------- a good one,,, keep them coming, I needed that laugh tonight. Thank you.
2006-11-06 00:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by avery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good luck not being reported ;]
2006-11-06 00:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by the freakin' analyst 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...best one ive heard all week!!!
2006-11-06 00:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....OOOH GOD.....that's hilarious one......LOL
2006-11-06 01:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.
2006-11-06 00:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by thoor_ballylee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooooooooooooooo funny..any more???
2006-11-06 00:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by free-spirit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... that's great...
2006-11-06 00:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋