Q What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in
Little Johnny's mother taught him to say 'whisper' whenever he had to 'tinkle.' One day Little Johnny's grandpa paid them a visit. He was lying on the couch taking a nap when Little Johnny came up to him and said, "Grandpa, I have to whisper." Without opening his eyes, his grandpa said, "Whisper in my ear, son." When Little Johnny's mom heard a yell that carried for several blocks, she came running. "What's the matter?" she cried. Then, seeing Little Johnny she asked, "Did Little Johnny have to whisper?" "Yes!" the old man shouted, "Thank God he didn't have to shout
2006-11-05 15:54:56 · 9 answers · asked by Aspettami28 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not mine just sharing .
2006-11-05 16:06:22 · update #1
The Michael Jackson joke is older than dirt and wasn't even funny when it was new and the second joke was just really lame!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-11-08 03:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-21 08:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ye i had to lough so much... what was the joke??????
Just another person which believes all the crep from dirty newspapers. Grew up...child
2006-11-08 14:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, have heard the MJ joke b4
2006-11-05 15:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao laughing so hard my dog is looking at me like im weird i have tears still!
2006-11-05 15:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
confusing but nice
2006-11-05 16:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by briar-an balatbat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute
2006-11-05 15:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok girl... little jhonny is funny... hey, you tickle me..
2006-11-05 16:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by karisma 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Both were great thanks for sharing them.
2006-11-05 17:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋