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A women and her three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and she was on him constantly. One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying a taco, She smelled something funny, so of course she checked her seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then she realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so she asked, and he said "No."
She kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I don't have any clothes with me."
She had to ask again, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
"No" he replied.
She just knew that he must have had, because the smell was getting worse.So,she asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled...
"See MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. She was mortified but some kind elderly people made her feel a lot better, when they stop by the table and thanked her for the best laugh they had ever had!!!
2006-11-05 15:53:03 · 10 answers · asked by Aspettami28 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i never said this was my joke *) i am just sharing it with everyone cuzz they really made me laugh ..
2006-11-05 16:05:00 · update #1
lmfao i have tears laughing so hard :)
2006-11-05 15:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by lita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although this is very very funny, it is not original. I have heard this joke before, sorry dont steal others things and claim it as your own.
http://www.frostcloud.com/forum/showthread.php?p=172163
2006-11-05 16:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut the joke after "It just farts!"
Otherwise, rather cute
2006-11-05 15:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
not bad.sounds like a true story.
2006-11-05 16:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See that is funny! lol
2006-11-05 15:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by Juice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-11-05 15:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gooooooooooodddd
lolololollolol
hehe
2006-11-05 15:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by briar-an balatbat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for a universally funny joke which does not offend anybody.
2006-11-05 15:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow..... thats funny!!! ahahaha!
2006-11-05 15:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by karisma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-05 17:32:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋