A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a v*a*g*i*n*a?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, do you have a v*a*g*i*n*a?" and she slams the door shut.
The woman tells her husband about the guy and he says he will stay home from work the next day and this time she should tell the man she has a v*a*g*i*n*a and see what happens. The door bell rings, the woman answers the door, the man asks, "Lady do you have a v*a*g*i*n*a?" to which she says, "Yes, I do."
The man then tells her, "Well then tell your husband to make use of it and stay away from my wife."
2006-11-05 15:42:39 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohhh I bet the husband wished he was at work. lol His wife probably ripped him an new a** hole.
2006-11-05 17:36:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should try resting in a bed a few times and only when a strange door in the niben bay area has arrived, in your quest log, then and only then can you go into the door. There should be a guard there too, along with a crazed khajit lady and a dark elf that goes mad and attacks the guard. have fun in the shivering isles.
2016-05-22 02:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny. Wonder what she did to the husband. RIP
2006-11-05 15:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Christie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny LOL
2006-11-05 15:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by nfld_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats a gud one
2006-11-05 15:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by briar-an balatbat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good...funny joke
2006-11-05 16:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh oh someone's in trouble. lol
2006-11-05 15:53:40 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a ripper good one
2006-11-05 15:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! That's a good one!
2006-11-05 15:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tooo funny thank you :)
2006-11-05 15:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋