There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The blond turns to the brunette and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The brunette then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the brunette behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the brunette yelled back, "Scarf!"
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. A gorgeous Italian brunette customs agent stops and tells them, 'It's illegal to put five people in a Quattro.' 'What do you mean it's illegal?' asks the driver. 'Quattro means four' replied the brunette. 'Quattro is just the name of the car,' the German retorted in disbelief. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons.' 'You can't pull that one on me,' replies the Italian customs agent: 'Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law'. The driver replies angrily: 'Brainless idiot! Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!' 'Sorry, 'she said sweetly: 'he can't come right now. He's busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno.'
2006-11-05 15:39:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im brunette so have to give you a blonde-brunette mix joke.
Q. What is a blonde upside down?
A. Brunette with bad breath.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2006-11-05 16:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by l'il mama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the scarf one! It's nice to hear some brunette jokes for a change.
2006-11-05 15:57:59 · answer #2 · answered by Christie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a solid guy isn't overly centred on hair coloration or seems (seems fade with age). might I advise that the 1st question to ask your self while thinking regardless of if or to no longer date somebody is, “is this individual a solid individual?” in the event that they’re no longer, no remember how plenty you like them, how plenty they such as you, or how “lovable” or “warm” they're, - please don’t date them. a solid individual has sturdy character (honesty, integrity, trustworthiness), a excellent attitude (pleased, being concerned, friendly, forgiving, valuable, and respectful), fulfills their popular jobs (for coping with pains in a excellent way, for consistently attempting to make a sturdy determination, for looking after themselves, for serving others), places forth their ultimate attempt, and reflects potential of will (of their physique, anger, tongue and money). My suggestion is which you put in the attempt mandatory to grow to be a solid individual (in case you’re no longer already), forget approximately this guy until he’s a solid individual, and at last seek for this sort of guy (or you're placing your self up for a broken heart). regrettably this sort of guy is complicated to discover – yet shop your self the heartache and don’t settle for much less. (Please undergo in concepts which you ultimately % a 40, 50, or 60 year marriage - no longer a 5 or 10 year marriage.) desire this facilitates!
2016-11-27 21:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya those r pretty good but atleast im not a brunette or a blonde so therefore im not dumb!!! hehe
2006-11-05 15:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Jackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none of this jokes made me laugh...dude, there are just no funny brunette jokes, because there are no dumb brunettes... so, stick with the blonde ones...
2006-11-05 15:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the last one is kinda more like Italiano jokes. hehe any way nice ones all.
2006-11-05 15:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would be funnier if they were blonde jokes haha
2006-11-05 15:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The last one was new & good.
2006-11-05 16:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"No, scarf!"
Good one.
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"Pullover!"
"No, its a charnagen, but thanks for noticing!"
"Pull your vehicle to the side of the road!"---dumb and dumber.
2006-11-05 15:47:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-05 15:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by briar-an balatbat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋