An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.
A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts.......
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"
2006-11-05 15:34:31 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She got a bargain fart, I paid $.98 lb for broccoli, today
2006-11-05 15:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by getquik 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical.
2006-11-05 23:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thts disgusting
2006-11-06 00:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew
2006-11-05 23:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
women vs women _ they will never change !!!
2006-11-05 23:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by bordasimus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie! =]]
2006-11-05 23:36:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww, but funny... LoL...
2006-11-05 23:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHEHEHEH...nice one
2006-11-06 02:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!
2006-11-05 23:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
;)
2006-11-05 23:36:42 · answer #10 · answered by gMrombowoz3ia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋