A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
2006-11-05 15:07:35 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Genius!
Funniest thing ever.
2006-11-05 15:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 08:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2006-11-05 15:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by woot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he deserved it! Good one.
2006-11-05 15:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
never marry a Street Fighter :)
2006-11-05 15:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ricky the Kid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-05 15:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-05 15:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-05 15:10:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-11-05 15:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by adi23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hie hie *chuckles*
2006-11-05 15:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by Rika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋