The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
2006-11-05 15:05:29 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooh! that is soooo wrong! lol
2006-11-05 15:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good, but not as funny as the disapearing wife. Are you making these up?
Genius.
2006-11-05 23:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor woman.
2006-11-05 23:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice final thought to leave your spouse with.
2006-11-05 23:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by rhino 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no she is not. instead, she is a loyal one. remember the vows made at marriage, y'know
2006-11-05 23:10:02 · answer #5 · answered by ace m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny she really must be bad luck
2006-11-05 23:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by krazy kat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forget love go for lust!
2006-11-05 23:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by dakota29575 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-06 02:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah she totally is
2006-11-05 23:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably deserves it.
2006-11-05 23:07:36 · answer #10 · answered by woot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋