I'm feeling sad I'm feeling blue do you know what to do?
2006-11-05 14:49:18 · 9 answers · asked by STIGMATALADY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did tiger look in the toilet
to find pooh!
haha i dont know its stupid but thought it was hilarious when i heard it.
2006-11-05 14:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by unknown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A state trooper pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road and says, "Ma'am, is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
The officer reached through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
2006-11-05 14:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man 1 : Hey man, what's up?
Man 2 : Hey buddy! I just bought this very expensive hearing aid, I'm not deaf anymore!
Man 1 : Really? How much was it?
Man 2 : Just yesterday.
hahaha!
2006-11-06 23:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why dont they use telephones in China??
A. Because there are too many Wing's and too many Wong's, they might wing da wong number
Haha it made me laugh and augh this joke
2006-11-05 19:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIFE WILL BE OKAY...is that your screen handle?
You thought that was funny?! A comment like that was not funny at all....especially evidently coming from a black. To be able to laugh at ones diversity is golden but to cheapen it is not. Evidently that is what you must have felt at the time...so I guess I will close.
Stigmatalady....I will put you on my watchlist to see the answer of your "good joke"
2006-11-05 15:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says why the long face?
2006-11-05 14:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by BP 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey i posted lotsa jokes earlier, if you want just click and read them.
2006-11-05 14:52:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a kitty cat float?
Two scoops of ice cream and a dead kitty cat.
2006-11-05 15:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mommas so black it looks like she was deep fried in chocolate.
2006-11-05 14:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by life_will_be_ok 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋