Well you see I am over weight, and here is the story. I was at my sisters house and my neice got intouble (I forgot what for). She was crying and my son went upstairs and they were talking about how my neice was afraid my sister was going to die because she was so mad she could explode (my neice was 9 at the time and my son 6). So my son told my neice"I am afraid my mommy will pop, because she is so fat"...
2006-11-05 14:43:26
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answered by Elisa 2
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Well, this wasn't said to me, but to my sister. My oldest son was 7 when I had my 4th and last child. And my sister was watching him and telling him about his new baby sister. So Nathan asked her what color the baby was! And my sister said "Well, she is white of course." and Nate said " When are we ever gonna have any black babies around here!" I still don't know where he got that from yet today. But I gotta tell you this! The funniest thing he ever DID was.....we were at a small restaurant I worked at having lunch. He was about 2....and I would let him walk back and fourth between 3 or 4 stools there. Well, this guy came in and sat down 2 stools away, and lets just say he had plumber butt......so Nathan went walking again and stood right behind him and staired....difinately an eye full right there in his face....and before I knew it...there he goes! He poked his finger in that mans crack! The man about flew threw the ceiling! Wasn't funny then but very funny now! I hope you have many more happy memories with your son!
2006-11-06 00:39:04
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answered by Shari 5
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My 5 year old was having a temper tantrum because she was over tired. We were in the car and my 5 year old started crying again. Her little sister who is 2 said "mommy-sissy bad girl". Then continued to point at her big sister and say "bad girl, bad girl". I couldn't help but laugh.
2006-11-05 14:30:15
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answered by erinjl123456 6
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When my son was three, he and his 11 year older brother came into the house. Christopher was all excited and had his little hands cupped together and said, "Look, Mommy! I found a worm with brushes on it!" He opened his hands and was holding a caterpillar. It was really cute!
2006-11-05 16:05:53
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answered by Anonymous
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My daughter walked off while I was reprimanding her and when her granny asked her what I was going on about she turned around and replied "Oh don't worry, I think she is just blowing a gasket" - I was stunned and the wind was completely taken out of my sails. My three year old was showing us his muscles the other night when he told us "Look at my fist" meaning his muscles - he gets the two confused.
2006-11-05 23:03:16
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answered by CLEVER 2
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My four year old told me the other day "mommy your not beautiful, your just pretty" (lol) at least she's honest.
2006-11-06 03:18:11
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answered by deerhunterswife 1
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Ok, this is kinda gross, but I'm going to share anyways b/c I think it is so funny.
My almost 3 year old girl was going "poop" on the toilet the other day. This is the conversation she was having with her "poop".
Poop #1 - "Oh, you're an ice cream cone." (the poop was shaped like an ice cream)
Poop #2 - "Oh, now that's a baby poop." (the poop was tiny)
Poop #3 - "Look Mama, come see, now that's a Daddy poop." (the poop was huge)
Crazy little girl!
2006-11-05 16:44:12
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answered by Mommy 3
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lol well as we all know kids say cute things all the time but the other day I took my son to meet his grandfathers new kitten she was shy so she was hidding when we got there so we were calling for her. i left the room for a min and heard me son yell " look mom I find it" I went to the kitchen where he was and he was point at the box of kitten food on the kitchen table (there was kittens on the box LOL!!!! it was so cute!!!
2006-11-05 14:48:49
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answered by Brandi D 3
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I was bra shopping with my 2 1/2 yr old daughter. When I asked her what she thought about one I had just grabbed, she held it up to her chest and said, "Hmmm, makes my boobs look big." I was laughing so hard I cried.
2006-11-05 18:38:54
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answered by aas_627 4
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too funny lol these are great!! my son was about 3 and he burped, he looks at me grinning and said oooo my mouth farted!!
we were in the car and had to pull over because we were laughing so hard.
2006-11-05 17:07:42
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answered by Larissa D 3
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