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2006-11-05 14:14:43 · 6 answers · asked by hey 1 in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

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The salami fairy leaves it under your pillow at night if you've been good ...

2006-11-05 14:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Stacyj 2 · 0 1

Yes the native salami is endangered now, so cunning italians decided to gather up all the necks and arseholes left over after they had slaughtered a pig, and assorted other bits and pieces and brew it up into a mess that could quite possibly kill you if made the wrong way, forced it into a bit of guts twisted the ends and hung it out to dry, and called it salami.

2006-11-05 14:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by mickattafe 3 · 1 0

Seriously, salami, a highly spiced and salted sausage made of beef or beef and pork, did originate in Italy. It is cured (fermented and air-dried), and I don't think that I really want to know what parts of the animals the sausages are made from. lol

2006-11-05 17:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sunshine 2 · 0 0

Same place steak and chops come from--an animal. A salami is a four-legged mammal about 5 feet tall that is found only in western Europe. It is the only mammal known to man that is completely hairless.

"cunning italians decided to gather up all the necks and arseholes"

Italians aren't that cunning. They missed the ******** down below.

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2006-11-05 14:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by vinny_the_hack 5 · 0 1

Salami tree.... only grows in Tuscany...so I'm told.

2006-11-05 15:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by Cameron in OZ 2 · 0 1

You need to ask your mom and dad. It's time they had that special talk with you!

2006-11-05 14:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by OU812 5 · 0 1

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