A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2006-11-05 13:08:00 · 10 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... even tho ive heard it already its jus so damn funny!!
2006-11-05 13:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by crayzmamii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a myth is a myth is a myth. i know many blonds --real blonds who are intelligent -- super intelligent. i love Marlene Monroe...unfortunately she played the role of a blond and the myth continues to survive. many a times i find brunette, red-hair girls and others in between stretching the line of intelligence when they shop -- . I have no excuse -- but i often ask 101 questions in front of so many new tech gadgets...and i certainly do not know their use. no, i am not blond.
2006-11-05 13:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by s t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, it's a Goodie! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-11-07 00:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-11-05 13:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old...but funny.
2006-11-05 13:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-05 13:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i ain,t heard this one congratulations!
2006-11-05 13:12:28 · answer #7 · answered by houdini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! good one
2006-11-05 13:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by trojan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2006-11-05 16:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by fal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA THAT IS FUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY
2006-11-05 13:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋