An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Surfing in Nebraska.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2006-11-05 13:07:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the worst part is...we all know someone who fits all of those as a description...lol! and just from reading all of those...
2006-11-05 13:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha reminds me of one of Weird Al's songs.
A few fries short of a happy meal..
2006-11-05 14:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know how to answer this
but i got to said that is a lot of ways to say stupid
haha
wonder how you came up with all that
hehe
2006-11-05 13:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by mimi199331 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U MISSED THIS ONE "A FEW CARDS SHORT OF A FULL DECK"
2006-11-05 13:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm well u could just say stupid
2006-11-05 13:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel v 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very good
2006-11-05 13:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by houdini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋