I really do love this country, but...
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
2006-11-05 12:48:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
come on people it is a joke, if you dont like you dont have to give a response.
2006-11-05 12:53:07 · update #1
oh yeah KiKi sure, you can use it, i never wrote these stuff anyway.
2006-11-05 12:53:56 · update #2
thanks to people who understand this as a joke, and im glad that it made you laugh :)
2006-11-05 12:59:10 · update #3
i love it .................lol
2006-11-05 12:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so sure of the pizza, makes you question what's really going on. 8 hot dogs and 10 buns. I always throw the last two away.
2006-11-05 20:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by Raziel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol..very true. Never gave any of those things much thought before now. America can be pretty backward and warped at times.
2006-11-05 20:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some of them are true u know and funny to. Hey, what is the meaning LOL? E-mail me at this address
yamunahkathiravan@yahoo.com
2006-11-05 21:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by ErC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only in America...do we have people who ask "if i fill this cup with coke is it considered a refill" ...
True question asked to my mother whom works at a convient store!
2006-11-05 20:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by ~* Pink Princess *~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it was very funny, also very true. You just do not think about it. None of them seemed like insults to me.
2006-11-05 20:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh how true
I have wondered why there is Braille on drive up ATMs
2006-11-05 20:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and so true.....I never thought about some of them
2006-11-05 20:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by ashashbaby 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are killing me tonight. I need this humor. Third one of yours that's caused a great laugh.
2006-11-05 20:57:36 · answer #9 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why does everyone want to offend people who have a hearing impediment loss of sight or are dyslexic? it seems to me to be very stylish lately. i just can not understand this attitude
2006-11-05 21:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by houdini 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what's not to like? it's the truth.... and sometimes the truth hurts right? i thought it was funny, i got it emailed to me last week!! and i'm an american!!
2006-11-05 20:58:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋