Good: You're pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce. Ugly: He's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
2006-11-05 12:34:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good: you're given a certifcate Bad: by a guy in a white lab coat Ugly: Under section 3 of the mental health act
2006-11-05 12:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by Caddyboy 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
good is love, relations, acquaintances, happiness, good situations interesting, holidays and so on - undesirable is once you loss someone you want or once you in basic terms provide up on existence - gruesome is a nasty be conscious i don't think that there is amazingly something in this international it really is gruesome.in basic terms disillusioned & very unhappy poeple use that be conscious.
2016-11-28 19:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by papen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious...
2006-11-05 12:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by urashortie103092 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha the last 2 were so hilarious!
2006-11-05 12:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's just funny
2006-11-05 12:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No good!! Real bad!! Uglier than igor
2006-11-05 12:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
in addition to the fact that this isn't a question, it's not funny either.
2006-11-05 12:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by andrew d 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
EEEWWW! I know a couple that just like #5!!!!
2006-11-05 12:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by MamaSunshine 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
rofl! definately a re-teller!
2006-11-05 14:10:10 · answer #9 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, funny
2006-11-05 12:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by g Myzo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋