1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
2006-11-05 12:03:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHa That's so funnie! I've definetly never heard my mom say any of those things!
2006-11-05 12:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by tishhh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, 2, 3 and 7 have been said to my children.
2006-11-05 20:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by Faith 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, I've said 1 (small TV), 3 (on vacation), 7 (they have a 15 minute buffer), and 9 ( but heavy metal not speed)
2006-11-05 20:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Actually my dad is so smooth, he actually says #2, #5, #7 and #9 pretty often!!!
2006-11-05 20:09:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ AnGeL oF cLaRiTy ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it mmmmmmmmlol
2006-11-05 20:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
very funny
2006-11-05 20:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by chickwitbadattitude91 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They r great!!!!
2006-11-05 20:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by nikita p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT YOU SAY!!!!
2006-11-05 20:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-05 20:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋