I need the best jokes you guys have got! No restrictions.
2006-11-05 12:02:23 · 9 answers · asked by luv2bactin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
common I know you guys can do better than that!
2006-11-05 12:17:07 · update #1
Well superman was flying around one sunny afternoon and looks down and happens to see wonder woman sunbathing in the nude. Superman is thinking hmmmm.... I could go down and hit that so fast she would never know it was me..... So Bang Bang he hits and is gone. Wonder woman asks what the hell was that? The invisible man says I do not know but it got me in the azz!
2006-11-05 12:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by tbear 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maid cleaning the Employers bedroom finds a used condom and gazes at it for a while when the lady boss enters and asks her.
lady boss: "Dont you have sex in the village?"
Maid : "yes but not till the skin drops off"
in the wedding night of a virgin girl and a nintey year old man.
they both cried in bed: reason
she din't know anything and he had fogoten everything.
three prisoners (Dark,bernette,blonde )trying to escape.
hatched a plan to jump out the top floor window to the trash trolley outside at the back of the prison guarded by a warden looking away from it.
when the first prisoner(Dark) jumped out to the trash rack. the noise cought the wardens attention prompting him to turn arround and ask >
Warden "whos there"
Dark:"Meew meew"
warden "Oh its a cat"
so the dark one escapes
the second prisoner does the same when the warden asks
Warden "whos there"
bernette:"Meew meew"
warden "Oh its that cat"
So he escapes
when the blonde jumped out of the window:
Warden "whos there"
bernette:"It's a cat.........its a cat"
2006-11-06 04:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by mich01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there were these 3 guys an american,a japanese,and a polish dude.they were all stuck on op of this mountain they found a lamp they rubed it and a jenne popped out.he said ok ill give u 3 wishes all of u jump of the mountain and say what u wanna be and ill turn u into it.so the american jumps off and said dove so he turned into a dove.the japanese dude said hawk so he turned into a hawk.then the polish dude said oh $h!t and he turned into a big pile of $h!t
2006-11-05 20:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you name 5 days of the week without using monday,
tuesday, wednesday, thursday, or friday?
Answer: The day before yesterday,yesterday, today, 2-morrow, and the day after 2-morrow!
2006-11-05 20:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by emilyt46 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan
2006-11-05 20:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why is Mrs. Claus so grumpy with Santa all the time?
A: Because he only comes once a year!
2006-11-05 20:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jennie 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
lol..that was funny
2006-11-05 20:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by NikoleUniQue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the loyer name his daughter?
Sue!!!
2006-11-05 20:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by Auriyon J 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
czSX
2006-11-05 20:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋