Feeling edgy, a man decided to take a hot bath.
Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.
A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax... Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"
2006-11-05 11:46:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good One........well obviously a LONG bath isnt workin so he should probly try a SHORT bath.........oh yea did i tell u i had jokes too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA...........But anywayz u have very great taste and from reading the others nuthing will make me change that.........oh yea THANK YOU for makin me best answer on the Lust......Love........Question
2006-11-11 07:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Just_Here_3 aNSWER 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is what he was trying 2 do n the first place B4 he got enterupted by the salesman.
2006-11-05 19:56:22 · answer #2 · answered by NICOLE22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-11-05 19:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Melleow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute joke
2006-11-05 19:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by rhonda3826 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea
2006-11-05 19:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Just what he needed to hear! LOL.
2006-11-06 19:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-11-05 19:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by marinam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, nice one
2006-11-05 20:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by g Myzo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny . lol
2006-11-10 02:26:33 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2006-11-05 20:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by JenniT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋