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NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a beer, they will affectionately refer to each other as LardAss, Butt-Breath, Peanut-Head and Useless.

EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!

DRESSING UP: A man will dress up for weddings, funerals. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

2006-11-05 11:31:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Very interesting statements concerning the typical nature of men and women. Judging from your avatar, I will assume you are a woman. If I am correct, kudos to you for being so candid about the shortcomings of your own gender. It is usually rare to hear such candor about women coming from a woman. Usually most posts, coming from women, that seeks to compare the genders is derogatory towards men, while elevating women to being virtuous creatures.

I am glad you were honest enough to highlight the typical woman’s lack of creativity (nickname example), stinginess (lunch bill example), wastefulness and frivolity (bathroom example), pettiness (argument example), and their narcissism and superficiality (dressing example). I wish there were more women like you.

I can tell by your ability to be critical of your own kind that you surely are not an Oprah watcher.

2006-11-05 11:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 2 1

i really liked "The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items"

roflmaooooooo

2006-11-05 11:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by firebyrd16 2 · 0 0

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2016-11-28 19:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Interesting facts!!!

2006-11-05 11:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by L 3 · 0 0

Men aren't as factual as women.

2006-11-05 11:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by Dot 2 · 0 0

omg those are all true

2006-11-05 13:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0 0

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