I can't leave my front door without women wanting me. They arrive in coaches from all corners of England and I end up fighting them off with my rolled up newspaper. The council have complained about the many buses blocking the street. The neighbours hate the women screaming and cheering and my girlfriend is starting to feel jealous. Please help????
2006-11-05 11:19:28 · 8 answers · asked by gulliblepeople 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
They're really to see me...the line has just backed up to your place....sorry for all the commotion...I'll try to get them to move along!!
2006-11-05 11:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by ladyw900ldriver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell em to leave you alone or send your girlfriend out there with the newspaper I bet they'll leave after a good pounding
2006-11-05 19:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by ~~Can't stop loving him~~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best thing for you to do is get to your doc as quickly as possible! Being dillusional is a sympton of various illnesses!
2006-11-05 20:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by salstick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a nightmare to me. tell your girlfriend to hit you and wake you up.
2006-11-05 19:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by John B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up!!! You're dreaming. It's time to get up for work.
2006-11-05 19:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
humm if I were you, i'd get plastic surgery to become really ugly. Dont shower so you smell, dont brush your teeth, crap your pants too.
2006-11-05 19:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by Sara S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
our we having a good dream or are you really someone special
2006-11-05 19:21:19 · answer #7 · answered by Nani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke or are u just dreamin. who are u??
2006-11-05 19:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋