LIES ABOUT LOVE
everyone does this, its perfectly normal
its dangerous to your health to get excited and then stop
I’ll stop as soon as you say
I’ll tell her/him tonight
nobody can hear us
I’ll never put myself through this again
MEN'S LIES
sex isn’t everything
its not your fault
its too late
I read an article today
I’m allergic to rubber
we'll try again when we wake up
it has a mind of its own
this has never happened before
PARTY LIES
I’m not going to drink too much tonight
they’ll all be wearing jeans
there are no bones in this fish
the neighbors are very tolerant
just half a glass, thanks
he doesn’t normally act like this when he’s been drinking
its no trouble if you stay the night
SALESMAN LIES
you won’t see this anywhere else
this sort of thing never goes out of fashion
bring it back if you don’t like it
this is a never to be repeated offer
unbelievably low prices
its the last one in stock
you’ll have no trouble with it
DRIVERS STOPPED BY THE LAW LIES
I was just going the speed limit
I only had one
What stop sign?
The light was green when I started through the intersection
He came from nowhere
Officer, I can walk without any assistance
COMPUTER LIES
If you have any problems, just call us
What you see on the screen, you get on paper
They don’t make those chips anymore
If kids use them, so can adults
Oh yeah, it’s compatible with everything
You wont need any special training. There’s no harm in trying-nothing can go wrong
The manual explains everything
2006-11-05 10:51:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I never lie, but I do read "Men's Health" magazine... for the articles and not for the photos of sculpted men...
It's very healthy...honest!
2006-11-05 11:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by *ღ♥۩ THEMIS ۩♥ღ* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a very observant person and I believe you caught just about all of them! I like the one: I'll tell him/her tonight. It has special meaning to me. Thanx for the reminder!
2006-11-05 19:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The check's in the mail.
2006-11-05 19:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll save you money
the easy way to make money at home.....
2006-11-05 19:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Girl's Lies......
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE
WOW, THAT'S NICE
HOW SWEET
I DO
2006-11-05 19:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by Louie J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
really true but stil funny
2006-11-05 19:21:14 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok...thanks for the info.
2006-11-05 18:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO HOW ABOUT GIRL'S LIES?!
2006-11-05 18:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what about girls
2006-11-05 19:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by chivasgirl3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋