The judge looked at the old woman and said, "Before I pass sentence, do you have anything to say in your defence?"
The old woman got to her feet and replied...
"Yes, Your Honour. The evening that it happened, I was sitting quietly on my porch when this beautiful young man came up to me and started to kiss my hand. Then he kissed my face and began rubbing himself up against me. He put his hands underneath my blouse and fondled my breasts. It was so wonderful, I opened my legs, Your Honour, and asked him to go all the way."
The old woman shook her head sadly as she remembered that evening. She continued, "That's when he laughed and said April Fool! So I picked up my rifle and shot him."
2006-11-05 10:41:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jazi.....would love to know what BenB is talking about - don't know what he's 'been on' - some strange people on here! :)
2006-11-06 21:57:37 · update #1
If she had slept with the judge fidgety she may have got an honourable discharge!!!
2006-11-06 03:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mace is against the regulation under the firearms regulation and a club is against the regulation as its needless to say a weapon. Its relatively unlawful to hold something this is obviously designed to reason harm, adapted to reason harm or carried for the needs of inflicting harm so if youre sporting it for self-defence then itd be unlawful. regardless of if if the taxi motive force had say, a torch or a fireplace extinguisher interior the door pocket for emergencies and befell to apply them for self-defence interior the warmth of the 2nd then he isnt doing something incorrect.
2016-10-15 10:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good joke. I'm gonna send that one to my girlfriend she'll love it. She's 11 years older than me so she'll get it.
2006-11-05 10:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Soooo.....what's going on with you and Ben B?
2006-11-05 10:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i'd do that then.
glad i could help answer your question.
im off to answer another question now, on questions.
Glad i could help answer your question.
2006-11-05 10:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by ben b 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't see that coming. Lol
2006-11-05 10:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verdict should have been justifiable homocide
2006-11-05 11:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmmm not bad
2006-11-05 10:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by twixlicker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. funny.
2006-11-05 10:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO............ that is SOOOO funny!! LMAO!
2006-11-05 10:44:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋